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Monday, October 19, 2009
Monday Night Chaos-capnchaos honks and gapes
I do not profess to knowing a lot about the NCAA or NFL, but I do enjoy watching football on the tube... My request this evening is: Could we please move forward soon to ordinary team uniforms without the classic/ORIGINAL Team Color version and ditto the month-long endurance of the color PINK. I'm all for finding THE CURE, but how weird is it that the NFL is such a supporter of BREASTS, non-cancerous ones to be exact? Tonight's Monday Night Football is just too weird with the Broncos suited up to look like UPS delivery guys. Oh, it's all about what they looked like when the AFL was begun in 1969. WHO CARES? FahVra goes undefeated so far...ooh. And he still can't find a razor blade to shave with. Joe Flacco almost had his way with him this past weekend, however. Came close to the big shave...a close shave...Ha Ha. Quote of the momento: "It takes approximately 500 pounds to crush a human skull, but the human emotion is a more delicate thing." From the movie I have yet to tire of seeing, CASHBACK. Hooray for Netflix. The most promising moments in the new Satiddy Nite Lively season have been Seth Meyer's going solo on Weekend Update. Here's to not depending so much on Kristin Wiig's oddly unfunny characters. This time last year it was all about elections; this year all about erections or lack thereof. Still, it is rather amazing SNL is on tv still. Whatever else you do this week do NOT miss the freshly chaotic IFC showing of complete and total Pythoniness, of the Monty persuasion. Whas Up with POWERMATS? Apparently, they re-charge your stuff wirelessly while blasting your testicles with invisible rays. Wasn't it good 'nuff just to plug your stuff into wired chargers? Oh, you can charge three things at once... Now that's worth frying your armpits for sure. My vote for the GAYEST TV ad yet: those two VONAGE guys talking cheek to cheek while one is hanging upside down. Vonage seems kind of gay anywhoo and this ad takes it way over the top in my book. (Don't like this use of GAY? Feel free to insert any other word here and you're good to go). A ZILLION DOLLARS 4 YOU... Is there a WATERPROOF iPOD? There should be. Get busy on it, Fred. Greatest HISTORY CHANNEL show in years is a current two-parter: JFK: 3 Shots That Changed America. Not much talk, just plenty of LIVE (at the time) tv footage. Incredible time-piece and mind-bending-piece of histoire that SHOWS vs. TELLS the story. Bravo. Ironic that JFK would not wear the ten-gallon hat presented to him in Ft. Worth by the Mayor hours before being shot... "I'll wear it on Monday in the White House," he says. And odd how Air Force One is pretty much the 'same plane' then as now. In 1963, we all thought we'd be in flying cars or rocketships by 2010. Space oddities long gone now. We're still wearing Levi's though. GOING FORTH in them, to be all exacto knife about it. JUST in from the news channels: 1)Some fighter who goes by "X" had his prestige license plate made to have 7 X's... Now everytime a cop writes down an unknown plate filling in the blanks with an "X", this guy gets a ticket...Ha Ha. Ditto with red light cams. Aren't three XXX's enough? 2)Pigs in Minnesota now have SWINE FLU... What goes round... 3)A huge RABBIT INVASION in Aberdeen, Austrailia is causing severe CHAOS. Many fear it is simply too late to stop this infestation of LAGOMORPHS that has been building now for several years. GO CONEJOS. Labels: Monday Night Chaos 
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