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Friday, July 03, 2009
HAPPY FOURTH !



Tuesday, June 30, 2009
This last day of June finds our soldiers out of Baghdad, and AL FRANKEN IN HIS SENATE SEAT. Still there are questions... Can the comeback post death comeback for Billy Mays rival that of Michael J? Will revealing the name of Sanford and Son's mistress, MARIA BELEN CHAPUR change anything?

There's what people want to hear; there's what people want to believe; there's everything else.Then, there's the truth and the truth calls for responsibility.A Quote of the Momento from the movie, The International.



Thursday, June 25, 2009
Farrah Fawcett has died and THIS JUST IN: Michael Jackson is taken to the hospital after suffering from cardiac arrest...and is now also dead. With the death too of Ed Mc Mahon, not a good week for LA-residing stars.



Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Conan O'Brien mentioned tonight that Manny Ramirez was playing with a MINOR LEAGUE team and came up 0 and 2 at bat because it was "that time of month"...Sadly no mention of the ISOTOPES or ABQ. on national tube.



South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford apologizes to the world...NOT for hiking naked on the App. trail...but for going out of the country for an affair...



Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Here's Johnny...NBC News reports that Ed McMahon, the longtime sidekick of Johnny Carson on the
"Tonight Show," has died after long battle with cancer.



Sunday, June 21, 2009
Dad's Day and Summer Solstice all in one handy-dandy package..."Summer begins"; however, henceforth each day of daylight shortens, hastening our journey to football season...whoo hoo.



Saturday, June 20, 2009
FRESHCHAOS SNEWZ POTPOURRI

How much weight has Mike Huckabee gained lately? He looked pretty elephantine on the Jon Stewart's Daily Shoe last week.

Manny Ramirez will play for the ABQ.Isotopes next week right-cheer in Albuquerque.

ABQ.,N.M. makes top ten of U.S.News and World Report Best Cities. Meanwhile, our high school graduation rate is 48th. Ouch.

An actual phone number shown on AMC's Breaking Bad[filmed in ABQ]...505-127-5223...No 555's at all. Should we dial it up?

The new search engine BING, took Microsoft six months to arrive at. They had to determine (among 2000 suggested names), that BING was not used by other companies NOR obscene in any language.

Why did David Carridine's ex-wife file for divorce in 2003? She accused him of "deviant sexual behavior which was potentially deadly."

Australian marine biologist, Dr. Anthony Richardson, claims that "In a few decades the oceans could be JELLYFISH DOMINATED...Aaah.

Two weeks ago a Florida fisherman reeled in a live missile. Sweet.

Two gay male penguins at a German zoo have taken over a rejected egg from a heterosexual penguin pair. they tended it together until it hatched into a healthy male. All is well now in their family of three. Go Penguins-winner of Stanley's cup this year.

16.1 million Americans served in WWII...2.6 million WWII veterans remain alive but are dying at a rate of 300,000 per year.

The Florida Cat Killer was caught after joining a Facebook group about the cat killings...Careful what you sign up for on Facebook...Also did you know that women over age 55 are the most registered Facebook clients?

35 % of world grain is used to feed livestock (not people). Let's go to Outback!

Weirdest guest--Newt Gingrinch on Daily Shoe.

"Sometiimes it takes very little to set things right." Nice quote by A.N.Onymous. And,"if you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans."

GREENFINGERS=>best movie about gardening e-v-e-r.

Ages of this summer's rock concert tour leaders:
David Crosby-67
Stephen Stills-64
G. Nash-67
Joe Cocker-64
Mick Jagger-66
Loggins OR Messina-both 61



Today's surreal headlines as we head into Official Summertime:
Tehran clashes fierce between police, protesters (didn't see that coming;yeah right.)
Truck bomb kills at least 55 in northern Iraq (more of same old same old)
Fire moves into houses abandoned by foreclosures (ditto)
Apple CEO Steve Jobs had liver transplant (OhMaGod)
Obama asks men to be better fathers than their own (A lot to ask?)
New York Times reporter escapes Taliban captivity (Eggsellent)

There just ain't no cure...for them
Summertime Blues

I'm gonna raise a fuss, I'm gonna raise a holler
About a workin' all summer just to try to earn a dollar
Every time I call my baby, and try to get a date
My boss says, "No dice son, you gotta work late"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a gonna do
But there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

Well my mom and pop told me, "Son you gotta make some money,
If you want to use the car to go ridin' next Sunday"
Well I didn't go to work, told the boss I was sick
"Well you can't use the car 'cause you didn't work a lick"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a gonna do
But there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

I'm gonna take two weeks, gonna have a fine vacation
I'm gonna take my problem to the United Nations
Well I called my congressman and he said Quote:
"I'd like to help you son but you're too young to vote"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm a gonna do
But there ain't no cure for the summertime blues



Thursday, June 18, 2009
More bad news re: flying...Broadcast reports say the captain of a Continental Airlines flight has died as
the plane headed from Belgium to Newark, N.J.



Wednesday, June 17, 2009
This is our 3000 and first 'post' at FRESHCHAOS.com...Whoo Hoo.




Monday, June 15, 2009
NASA is poised to launch the world's most famous treadmill (the COLBERT) to the International Space Station.



I am slowly making my solemn way through the Neil Young Archives Volume Uno...Now passing into Dics 4 of 8. Pretty interesting hearing what he was playing way back in late 60's. Would it be too much to ask to have a csn & Young Box Set one day?



Sunday, June 14, 2009
CIA head says Cheney almost wishing US be attacked. Why can't Cheney just go shoot someone again?



Saturday, June 13, 2009
Read about da GOUT.



Friday, June 12, 2009
Stephen Colbert's WEEK IN IRAQ was pretty amazing if weird in parts...here's a highlight:

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Operation Iraqi Stephen - Fallback Position - Air Force Thunderbirds
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorStephen Colbert in Iraq



Thursday, June 11, 2009
The tragedy at the National Holocaust Museum has got 2nd Lt. FUBAR to thinking. Back in January 2000, I, her FUBARness, and the illustrious Captain Chaos went to Paris. There we went to several museums, including the Jewish Museum, where we had to submit to a number of security measures akin to today's airport routine. The folks in the entryway were behind bulletproof glass. I remember telling the Captain that I didn't have to go through any of that when I visited the Holocaust Museum a couple years earlier. At the time I thought the Parisians were going overboard. Now ...

So, it turns out the shooter, James von Brunn (Austrian surname - perfect!) has among his white supremacist ... uh ... accomplishments, the authoring of a book and a website which reveal the "Jew conspiracy to destroy the white gene pool." Well, as a member of the Tribe, I was really disappointed to read this. I mean, I never got the memo. Then again, I'm also half-Aryan, so maybe my parents already did their part and I'm a shining example of impure blood, though I've long passed for white.

Among other things, this is an example of how science won't convince people of anything they don't approach with reason. Educating people about evolution will not automatically cause them to reject a literal reading of Genesis, just as everything we now know about the lack of any significant genetic differences among humans won't convince the KKK that so-called miscegenation is A-OK.

Our hearts go out to the loved ones of guard Stephen Tyrone Johns.



Periodic table gets heavy: A new "super-heavy" element has been discovered/created by a team of Germans (natürlich), but is as yet unnamed. Here at FreshChaos HQ we like the following: obesium, bigbonedium, aintmybrotherium (think about it ...)

Yet another tale of woe regarding paying for health costs, but this time with a note that having health insurance as it stands now may not save you from racking up Medical Debt. Come on health care reform already!



Cough-hack-Cough...The U.S. Senate votes to give regulators new power to limit nicotine in cigarettes.



Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Laurie Anderson in Albuquerque



A reader in DC area, writes re:holocaust museum shooting:"So sad, one officer died. He evidently was a hard working guy and this was a 2nd job. I have taken school groups of young children to the Holocaust Museum. They have beautiful hands on kids programs, stressing peace and understanding. On the radio it is being reported some seperatist groups are cheering."



Here we go, post-full moon in the hot summertime: Authorities say at least two people have been shot at the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington.



Tuesday, June 09, 2009
JUST-in from SpaceWeather.com:->IMPACT ALERT: Japan's Kaguya will crash into the Moon on Wednesday, June 10th, around 1830 UT. The timing favors observers in Asia and Australia, who might be able to see a flash of light or a plume of debris rising from the Moon's southeastern limb. The spacecraft masses 2,600 kg and it will slam into the lunar surface at 6,000 km/hr. No one knows, however, how bright the flash might be or whether it will be visible even through large telescopes.



The Supreme Court has cleared the way for Chrysler's sale to Fiat, turning down a last-ditch bid by opponents of the deal. What will this mean for Chrysler Owners..?



Someone's Chrysler in high desert country...
Ah, nice forest fire in background, too.



There's an email going around claiming that Mars will look as big as a full Moon on August 27th. Could this possibly be true? Find out in today's story from Science@NASA



10 Big Banks Get OK To Repay $68B In Bailout Money:The Treasury Department has approved 10 of the nation's largest banks to repay $68 billion in government bailout money...

President Obama Orders Colbert to Cut His Hair : General Ray Ordierno stepped up to give Stephen Colbert the Army buzz cut in last night's installment of Operation Iraqi Stephen, but Stephen wasn't about to let just any average, workaday four-star general tell him how to style his hair. That's when the Commander-in-Chief got involved. Be sure to tune in tonight at 11:30p for more of The Colbert Report from Iraq.See Colbert's Buzz cut.



Monday, June 08, 2009
The U.S. Supreme Court has delayed Chrysler's sale to Fiat...



Sunday, June 07, 2009
JUST-in from SpaceWeather.com:->STRANGE LIGHTNING: Over the weekend, an atmospheric scientist in Europe photographed something that resembled a giant luminous squid floating over a thundercloud in France. It was a strange form of lightning known as a "sprite."



Tiananmen Squared:To mark the twentieth anniversary of the crushing of the Chinese pro-democracy protests in Tiananmen Square, this Tuesday night FRONTLINE is re-airing filmmaker Antony Thomas' 2006 report, "The Tank Man," which attempts to solve an enduring mystery:Who was the lone, unarmed man who stepped in front of a column of Chinese Army tanks back in June, 1989? What happened to him afterward? And how did Tiananmen help redefine China's view of itself, and its place in the world?

Check out: "The Tank Man" (60 minutes),June 9th at 9pm on PBS (Check local listings)FRONTLINE.



Saturday, June 06, 2009
hartzer,landau,rooftop wedding
Rooftop Wedding


It was twenty years ago today
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play;

and twenty (two) years ago today,
Jeff Hartzer & Debra Landau
went to the roof to take their wedding vows.



Friday, June 05, 2009
Jeff Hartzer

Not everything you find on Freecycle.com is perfect.



Great Mystery:-JUSTin:->Despite earlier reports, France's transportation minister says no evidence has been found of an Air France Airbus A330 airplane that vanished over the Atlantic.

In other snewz:The unemployment rate jumped to 9.4 percent in May, the highest in more than 25 years, but the furious pace of layoffs eased...More upbeat, See Rollingstone's Summer Music Fests.



Thursday, June 04, 2009
Grasshopper...'Kung Fu' star David Carradine has been found dead in a hotel in Bangkok, Thailand



Wednesday, June 03, 2009
More surrealism from today's headlines:
Air France jet likely broke apart above ocean
Obama visits Saudi king before high-stakes speech
AP source: US broke bombing rules in Afghanistan
Suspect dies when car crashes into Arizona cruiser
'Embarrassing' mistake puts US nuke list online
No scars: New obesity surgery goes through mouth



Gov. John Lynch signs a bill making New Hampshire the sixth state to legalize gay marriage.



Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Brazilian Defense Minister Nelson Jobim says a 3-mile path of wreckage found in the Atlantic Ocean confirms that an Air France jet crashed in the sea. Debris in Atlantic Ocean is wreckage from Air France flight that vanished carrying 228 people, Brazilian official says.



Monday, June 01, 2009
Happy Hurricane Season 2009


And, if you are coming back from Mexico or Canada, hope you remembered to bring an actual passport!



Sunday, May 31, 2009
Latest news links regarding: George Tiller shot in a Kansas church.



Bad news: President Obama on Monday to announce the bankruptcy filing of General Motors, say two officials close to the talks.

More Bad News: JUST IN: Several media reports say Wichita doctor, George Tiller, who became a national lightning rod in the debate over abortion, was shot and killed as he walked into church this morning.

Good news:After DECADES of delays, you can Order now -price reduced-: NEIL YOUNG'S Archives Box Set cd's ... Also available on Blu Ray and DVD this Tuesday (much higher price but lower than it was a year ago on Neil's last gape at trying to sell the whole enchilada- Part One- that is...)



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So little time.

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