CHAOS: Where brilliant dreams are born...Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be Chaos... I Ching
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
These ROLLER GIRLZ hit some FRESH CHAOS . It's all the Rage!!
Even Uncle Colin Powell sez Iraq is in Civil War mode
Bushmeister does NOT meet with Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki .
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->For Sale in NM: Radioactive Materials !
->Snowing outside , check the latest New Mexico Road Conditions (Just for fun if you live in Tahiti and are reading this).
-> Snoop Busted Agin' Dog!
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
WE FEAR CHANGE...Wayne's World [Garth]...Since the embryonic days of prehistoric blogging, FRESHCHAOS.com has slugged through uploads with Blogger.com...Google has recently bought out 'Blogger' and now all things go through Google. As much as I love Google...these changes are a bit shakey. If you are seeing a post here then, voila, Mission Accomplished...And If not, you won't know the troubles I be havin' to work the new-fangled ways and means of modern blogging and none of this paragraph will matter anyway.
Freshchaos.com gets a mention in this nice synopsis of Albuquerque Blogs in Albuquerque's Alibi.
Mother microwaves child . No, really she did.
A great article on the ineptness of Duh Pres is now at Vanity Fair online edition: Neo Culpa .
DR. GONZO: Still DEAD but alive at: Hunter Thompson Films !!
STRANGE SUNSPOT: A strange-looking sunspot is emerging on the sun. It's shaped like a ring almost three times wider than Earth. No, really this is true.
ALIGNMENT OF PLANETS: On Dec. 8th through 11th, Jupiter, Mercury and Mars will form a tight triangle in the eastern sky at dawn. On the morning of Dec. 10th when Jupiter and Mercury converge within 0.25 degrees of one another. The close, bright pair will be visible to the unaided eye--a fabulous sight in the rosy glow of sunrise.
Monday, November 27, 2006
Monday Night Chaos
If you are online at the moment, does that make you a Cyber Monday Shopper? Everything at Freshchaos.com is free so most likely not. Black Friday, Cyber Monday didn't matter much to Wall Street today, it seems.
My own stupidest purchase: paying extra for the DVD package of Neil Young's
first ARCHIVAL release by last Tuesday. I bought the deluxe package and SHAKEY PICTURES is pretty shakey on this deal.
My lifelong (my 'REAL' life began in 1969), indulgence of all things NEIL, It's all One Song, Young...goes out the window on this. The music on the cd from a 1970 show, is fantastic, but the DVD of the show is a series of STILL photographs. Neilman could've spent the promo bucks on a fancy pamphlet of the pix and saved us all the trouble. The mere 43 minutes of cd time includes, the best version of Down by the River, E-V-E-R. BUT, otherwise skip this whole deal on your cyber Monday or Tuesday purchases.
Our Mayor Martin Chavez, beeped the opening bell for Nasdaq on Friday morning,. Been 'down' since. Way to go Mayor Marty. This honor bestowed upon our Mayor thanks to Forbes Magazine naming Albuquerque the NUMBER 1 CITY for business and careers recently.
IRAQ WAR outlasts World War Two this week, in length of time spent dying for our Freedom Fries. Shortly, the tab for the fiasco will also be higher than what we spent on Vietnam when adjusted for inflation. British troops are scheduled to pull out in 2007. When do we?
In case you missed tit, South Florida Bulls (who?) made mince pie out of the West Virginny Mountaineers this weekend...The college bowl games are heading into their final slots...Spoeakin' of boobs (were we?), Kid Rock loses out .
Hunter S. Thompson's fav, Wild Turkey, Invades House .
Found behind bookcase : your keys and a dead woman .
"Last night I had a dream, and you were in it and I was in it and everybody we know was in it." Randy Newman
The Street Sells Off .
Sunday, November 26, 2006
You put your weed in it: a high rise apartment building.
Friday, November 24, 2006
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Winner in card game to be next Mayor of Edgewood, New Mexico.
Bush GRRLZZ purse-snatching
is the talk of Argentina !
Flying While MUSLIM or breast feeding! Ooh, breasts.
Just when you thought the Election was over..........We must be vigilant and defend our country against the dangerous Hippie Scourge! We must take action before it's too late!
Here's a good one, and it has a funny punch line...TEEN GOES NUCLEAR : He creates fusion in his Oakland Township home.
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Flying somewhere for Thanksgiving? Think of it as a sky watching opportunity. There are some things you can see only through the window of an airplane .
Tired of being tired? We just went throught the Dark of the Moon and Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so you can expect more energy to arrive at any second; and, that new moon will become visible in the evening sky signalling new beginnings.
Monday, November 20, 2006
The local FOX affiliate in Albuquerque refused to show the 'OJ Show' later this week along with 8 other stations nationwide (New mexico's fourth national news story to appear in less than a week).
The entire uproar has now brought this about:=>OJ OUTED...Over and outage.
Osama's Mama, Obama says: Pull Out Now or in 2007 .
Year of the NEWT : Gingrich to run on '08...
Sunday, November 19, 2006
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=>The Cowboys give the Colts a twisted ride into defeat..!
COBALT BLUE RADIATES ARTSHOW at the Albuquerque Fairgrounds.
Ahhh, for second week in a row Nuevo Meheeco makes the CNN Headlines! This time for two radioactive materials found at the State Fairgrounds causing massive chaos among art gawkers and the ACQUIRE THE FIRE Christian Youth Festival pray-ers. Cesium-137 and Cobalt-57 were found under a vehicle at the fairgrounds. What were they doing there? Square dancing of course.
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Votes are In-and counted finally: Heather Wilson defeats Patricia Madrid by 879 votes here in high desert. 105,916 for Heather's leather and 105,037 for Ms. Pat.
While Bush goes to Nam Tony Blair tastes DISASTER . Oops. Geesh.
This week's Pabst Blue Ribbon goes to Dana Papst who stumbled off of a US Airways plane at Albuquerque's Sunport onew week ago this evening and then killed five members of a single family (and himself) in a horrible DWI crash while heading the wrong way home on the Interstate. Another fine and dandy New Mexico National News Story! Is it the dry heat, the tequila, or the love of cold beer and rust-free cars on open highways that makes our state so sadly infamous for DWI?
"They treated me like an animal...a public lynching in modern times", says a formerly homeless (and still Black) man who 'won' $300,000 this week in a law suit against three Albuquerque Police Officers (who remain on their job). Multi-cultural non-racist New Mexico where many Hispanics and Anglos don't get overly pal-sy with Blacks even now-a-days...Go 'burqueville; it's not Jacksonville, but...
Thursday, November 16, 2006
We'll be checking out the classic classy lady, Mavis Staples, tonight at Albuquerque's Kimo Theater. Her website offers a look back at a 'different time' in California's Watts District and indeed, the world. In some ways , better times; in many ways, not so much. Go Mavis!
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
JUSTin: Japan Issues Tsunami Warning After Quake=>Japan's meteorological agency says an incoming tsunami will be at least 6½ feet high and Pacific coast residents should flee to higher ground. An 8.1 quake was recorded in the Kurile islands on Wednesday. The site of the quake was roughly 1,700 km northeast of Tokyo.
Monday, November 13, 2006
GOT GAS? If not, better buy a tank full today as prices are rising...You knew it had to happen, sure as bunnies love cabbage...Elections are over: we now have two years for those pump prices to soar again. And, as of this past weekend, they be soaring, Aunt Jemima.
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Plenty of fresh chaos abounding as always but what is on my mind as a Florida Native is this: how long can Bobbie Bowden stay at the helm of the Semi-Noles?...Noles were 'beaten scoreless' at home Saturday for first time ever and their worst record ever continues. Old days are gettin' older. Florida Gators seem to be suckin' as do Jag-ee-ARRSS. O.K. so football isn't rocket science but...
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Eleven Eleven 2006
Happy Days to all veterans of war living or dead. I thank the stars this day to have never served in the miltary. I praise those who do and leave then this poem I wrote about 'Making Peace'...that's the hardest part by the way. War is easy.
Sgt.Tom Hayden, US Army
Capt. Joseph Hartzer, USMC
Making peace that's the hardest part
the most difficult phase
the last part of the struggle
When I can admit to my deep down woundedness
I am touched I am opened
I am ready then
for that rescue copter to come
to touch down
to lift me from the field
to take me to that healing place
where cool hands touch
skin cut rough with bloody glass
and the torn shards of a life lived
in a lonely sort of way,
always afraid of the next hand slapped
those cutting words ... bad
bad bad boy
When I can really touch the blood
feel the gaping holes
I am ready then to leave behind
all these crosses
all the machine-gunned memories
I am ready then to walk the blue green beaches of spring
where waves break fresh crests arching back
and palms rattle their songs in the breeze
where pelicans fly silent lines
and the sky is safe
no tanks... no guns... no perpetrators
When I can admit to my deep down woundedness
I will have touched the spark that no doctor can prescribe
I will know then that the state of my giftedness
lies in rising up out of the well
I will know then that the truth of it all
rests in the gentle hands of the perfect father
who now knocks at my door
When you open the door
He is standing there
the most perfect father you have ever seen
He is in fact THE PERFECT FATHER
He will say to you
I'M HUNGRY MAN
and you will say
ME TOO, LET'S EAT
and the Perfect Father will enter your home
taking off his suede hat first
then knocking the dirt from his boots
and you and the Perfect Father
will journey toward the kitchen
and there laid out before you both
will be the finest meal you have ever seen
a meal made in heaven
and music will be playing
something like THE AGE OF AQUARIUS
And soon your dog will bring slippers for you and
your cat will follow with slippers for the Perfect Father
He is looking at you now from across the table
He says again I'M HUNGRY
and you say again ME TOO
and together you sit down
saying SHALL I CARVE?
Local Snewz: Heather Wilson's lead SLIMS despite her already declaring herself the Weiner!
Friday, November 10, 2006
And the Award goes to...the DAILY LOBO!
A great feature in this week's University of New Mexico's DAILY LOBO newspaper was And the Award goes to... .
Here are our two FAVORITE DAILY LOBO AWARDS:
Best Costume Design - Heather Wilson
Not only is she independent politically, Wilson doesn't affiliate with men's or women's clothing, either. Whether she's dressed as Mr. Rogers or Pat from "Saturday Night Live," the First Lady of Androgyny is dapper as ever. When it comes to wardrobe, Wilson doesn't mess around. She understands the importance of appearance as she extends a helping hand to the elderly, minorities and construction workers. Nothing says independent, honest and effective like a crisp collared shirt and waist-high pleated khakis. Hands down, Wilson has taken this category with the most sexually ambiguous costumes of the 2006 election.
Best Ugly Face Freeze-Frame - Patricia Madrid
After corruption charges were filed against members of the State Treasurer's Office, Wilson accused Madrid of going soft on prosecution. And thus, we are given this beautiful piece of freeze-frame ugliness. Madrid looks like a Disney villain about to cackle in evil jubilance before devouring an infant. While the insertion of devil horns or fiery eyes would've added even more menace to this snapshot of unadulterated ugly, this entry still managed to best every other contender.
Mt.Rainier National Park closed for first time in 26 years. Is the Pacific Northwest really falling into the ocean? Is Curt Cobain on the way back? Is Courtney on her back?
Locally, Leather Heather Wisonian claims victory over Patsy Madrid in our morning paper. Dems not thrown in towel yet. Looks like Heather will remain our 1st District's un-representin' rep. and the sad thing is that she will not be at all 'humbled' by this close shaved victory.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
"60 Minutes" correspondent Ed Bradley has died from leukemia at the age of 65... Paul Muriat the 'Blue Blue Love is Blue' man dead as well... A new volcanic island has risen from the South Pacific near Tonga, according to reports from two vessels that passed the area... Conventional wisdom says the Moon is dead. Conventional wisdom may be wrong. Today in the journal Nature, a team of NASA-supported scientists announced evidence for fresh geologic activity on the Moon... An online auction is taking place for the right to name an artificial reef project organizers hope to establish off the Florida Keys... First it was one child. Now authorities say Beijing families will be allowed only one dog.
Locally: Heather Wilson has a current lead on Patsy Madrid. Still too close to call.
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
AP: Democrats Win Both Houses Of Congress
The Associated Press has declared Jim Webb the winner of Virginia's close Senate race, which the Democrats needed to capture a 51-seat majority in the Senate.
There's colors on the street
Red, white and blue
People shufflin' their feet
People sleepin' in their shoes
But there's a warnin' sign
on the road ahead
There's a lot of people sayin'
we'd be better off dead
Don't feel like Satan,
but I am to them
So I try to forget it,
any way I can.
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
I see a woman in the night
With a baby in her hand
Under an old street light
Near a garbage can
Now she puts the kid away,
and she's gone to get a hit
She hates her life,
and what she's done to it
There's one more kid
that will never go to school
Never get to fall in love,
never get to be cool.
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
We got a thousand points of light
For the homeless man
We got a kinder, gentler,
Machine gun hand
We got department stores
and toilet paper
Got styrofoam boxes
for the ozone layer
Got a man of the people,
says keep hope alive
Got fuel to burn,
got roads to drive.
Keep on rockin' in the free world...
Thank you, America!
Whether or not the Dems are 'winners' today, certainly the Republicans are more LOST than ever before. Anyway you shake it, IT WAS A THUMPIN' says Duh Pres.
RUMMIE OUTS HIMSELF: any way you shake it...WHOOO HOOO ! and OOGAH BOOGAH !
Gazillionaire Bill Gates is stepping in for Rummie. (psyche!) If Bush had ousted Rummie a month ago, the Dems might NOT now be partying so hard.
While our Land of Enchantment is still counting ballots, Heather Wilson seems to be the weiner over Patsy Madrid .
WEBB has aparently beaten out ALLEN in Virginia. The Senate swings 1 vote to the left of center now...
EVEN KANSAS elected a Democrat!!
RICK SANTORUM is outed !!
KATHERINE HAIRIASS is outed !!
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Voting results for New Mexico's Senate/House/Governor races .
Voting results for U.S. HOUSE of REPRESENTATIVES .
It has been strangely QUIET all day here in the High Desert...Is this a pre-storm calmness or just a lull from the pre-election full moon madness?
A friend emails:...What kind of world we could possibly wake up to tomorrow? If those bastards maintain control of both houses, we will in fact, have a dictator in the White House. I cannot remember ever feeling such dread, not even in 2004. Surely this country is not stupid enough to do it again.
THE QUIET is a bit unnerving here today.
Locally=>Will THE PATSY oust HALLIBURTON HEATHER for New Mexico's 1st Congressional District?
Next state overly=>Will HINKY-KINKY be elected today as Governor for the state of Texas?
Why the Hell Not?
Fish Bowl DC
Monday, November 06, 2006
I got one of our Relax; it's BONAIRE gallery pix posted at an online FLAMINGO Gallery in Orlando (a tribute to the plastic flamingo.
The photo is called, Flaming Flamingos .
DUCK & COVER , cuz Uncle DICK is a goin' huntin' on erection day tomorrow.
BORAT beats St.Nick
Sexual Immorality: Haggard Style.
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Happy Full Moon
TRANSIT OF MERCURY: On Wednesday, Nov. 8th, Mercury will pass directly in front of the sun. The rare transit will be visible from the Americas, Hawaii and all around the Pacific Rim. It begins at 2:12 p.m. EST (11:12 a.m. PST) and lasts for nearly five hours.
Saddam Hussein Sentenced To Death
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Episcopalians now ruled over by FEMALE BISHOP .
Rev. TED HAGGARD is out of there .
Guess the udder colors of the PSYCHIC COW and win. Nice udders...
So...I like bought this METH, but then I, ah, threw it away . OH sure! Jesus Christ.
If Gov. Bill Richardsopnor Mayor Marty calls our phone machine one more time, I will shoot the friggin' phone. We have already voted dude. Same goes for Lady Laura and Ms. Haliburton Heater Wilson, Patsy Madrid too...Just cuz we live in a poor/democratic neighborhood, doesn't mean we dig the extra phone calls. Mailings are one thing but these recorded/computerized phone calls are inasnely RUDE, DUDES.
Friday, November 03, 2006
Another one bites the dust: Rep. Bob Ney of O-H-I-O has resigned... Did Jon Stewart's past week's Daily Show filming in that state have any sway in this ?
_Wild Bill Clinton in Albuquerque last night stated: [Democrats] are not for cut-and-run, but there is something to be said for stop and think .
_Star of the movie, Factotum, is found dead in New York City.
_When I'm 64...Uncle Paul McFartney is now 64 and his disastrous second marriage is sadly not a silly love song .
_Not depressed enough yet? Well, then watch OCCUPATION:DREAMLAND on HBO. Our troops in Iraq are none too happy with their plight.
_Yesterday, our phone machine took 5 calls from New Mexico's Gov. Bill Richardson, 2 calls from Albuquerque's Mayor, 3 from ex-pres Bill Clinton...this election fever can't STOP soon enough!
_If the President of our beloved country is truly 'the Father of our Nation', then he is the angry dad driving the car and telling us all to shut the hell up.
__Is your city among the top 25 safest or most dangerous...?
Thursday, November 02, 2006
How old will you be in the year 2048? Our entire world's supply of edible seafood will be GONE that year according to recent studies.
Here's a catchy ploy to get you to a very informative website...Don't tell me DON'T VOTE . In related Snewz: Wiburforce Clinton is in town tonight...Tomorrow Lady Laura is here. Our 1st Congressionl Madrid-Wilson race is big on the national politicos list of telling races.
Evangelical leader quits, denies male escort's allegations .
More Las Cruces Chaos
An extortionist’s threat detailed in a letter(third letter and counting) to the city of Las Cruces suggests random shootings will begin torrow if city officials do not deliver a large sum of money to them.
There is a $25,000 reward for information leading to an arrest.
For the very latest, click to the website for the local paper in Las Cruces, the Sun-News , (which today has less about the story than other New Mexico papers).