CHAOS: Where brilliant dreams are born...Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be Chaos... I Ching
Friday, June 30, 2006
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
- Thomas A. Edison
JUSTin: our readers write...
__Now we can see another reason why Blair and Bush get along so well. The British people have their hands full in fighting to win back such basic freedoms, and we're having the same fight, too. Where have you gone, George Orwell?
__Not usually into these but...here is a very worthwhile online petition drive: Sign in Here.
__A reader had a bit of fun at 'Bush Says dot com' and sent us this jpg of a new soldier for Iraq War II...Barney!!
__Bushmeister stumbles at Gitmo. A blow struck by the Supremes. Some momentary lapses of reason in the ovary office?
__SUPERDUDE RETURNS but from whence?
__The silvery white birds of Freedom will fly the blue blue skies of the high desert tomorrow afternoon. Check out the Air Force Thunderbirds and so much more cool military stuff at...Sounds like Freedom over Albuquerque's Kirtland Air Force Base Airshow.
__Stocks Explode green gism blobs onto Wall Street. The week ends UPppp. Who cares about inflation??
__12 year old dies at Disney MGM super duper ride.
__USA goes short term memoried in Grand Forks, N.D. When a FORGOTTEN BABY dies in a mother's mini-van. Can they sue General Motors? Mother stops in at day care to pick up her kid in late evening only to learn she never dropped the baby off. Quite the geesh.
__Man's legs chopped off by a locomotive...he calls 911 to report that "I think I am cut in two..." Another saved by a smell phone.
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Flying High: ASTEROID FLYBY: On July 3rd, asteroid 2004 XP14 will fly past Earth barely farther away than the Moon. The space rock is big enough (600 meters wide) and bright enough (11th magnitude) to see and photograph through backyard telescopes. Observing tips, a sky map and ephemerides are available at SpaceWeather.com .
Flying LOW: Stocks plunge 120.5 points today...
It may not help in 08 because we'd all be pushing up daisies by then, but a PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE on NORTH KOREA would certainly cause Bush's approval ratings, as The War-whore President to soar, even beyond their current exponentially high 38 % in the popularity polls. The largest military 'exercise' in the pacific since the Vietnam era concluded Friday. we are ready Freddie. Let's Roll.
Bonus...we can use all those planes and things that we taxpayers have paid for on our maxed-out credit card debts to the military industrial complexity folks. Advanced PATRIOT interceptor missles have been deployed for first time ever to our bases on Japanese soil. Ironic. Strike now and raise the War Pres Cred.
RUSH Limbaugh Detained at the Palm Beach aeroporto for VIAGRA. Ooh, ribbed for her pleasure.
I love Tuesdays.
Sunday, June 25, 2006
BUSH POPULARITY SOARS
Things are vastly improved for the Bushmeister's camp...Soaring way up now to the high 30's in our nation's high-schoolish popularity contest. The Donkey Dems smothering away in heated indecisiveness; Karl Rover 1 back on call; Dick Cheneyhead is getting the job done; the rich are again gettin' richer and North Korea has a very special fireworks display up and coming alive for the fourth. The world is our oyster again as summer goes full bloom and blossom.
In other snewz:
__JUSTin from Providence (R.I.), a former handyman has won 400,000 dollars for a penile implant misfunction that caused him YEARS of flying at full mast. Poor guy had this thing, a Dura II, implanted just as Viagra hit the market. The makers of Dura II (and Dura I presumably) are now bankrupt.
__A tortoise has died in Sydney, Australia at the age of 176. Her name was Harriet and she was thought to be one of THE oldest creatures on the planet. Another tortoise died in 1965 at the age of 188 (haha she was older than Harriet) making the death of Harriet not quite as traumatic perhaps. Harriet had heart disease. Perhaps a broken heart for the state of the whole world these days?
__Studies show that the majority of the people walking tall on our planet have only TWO close friends these days. The study does not include 'email friendships'.
__Kharmic connections? JonBenet Ramsey's mother is dead. She lost the ovarian cancer battle she fought since 1993. Her survivng husband, John Ramsey, lives on under his 'umbrella of suspicion' for the still unsolved JonBenet Ramsey death.
__Enjoying your new HDTV? Well don't hold your breath as things are changing now...Is your HDTV a 1080p or a palseyed 720p ? And are you watching crappy standard DVD's on your stupid 5.1 surround home theater? GET WITH THE PROGRAM...NOW you need to go buy a new DVD player that does Blu-ray Discs...!! The new Blu-ray dvd players run about a thousand dollars and since they are 7.1 surround that home theater amplifier you use with pride also SUX. You'll need a new 7.1 amplifier and new speakers too. So get out there and BUY, BUY, BUY and say 'buh bye' to your old stuff...Save some money for your gasoline, mortgage and pool boy too, by buying online.
And should you go do all of the above mentioned, and successfully hook all your new goodies up to your new HDTV...then you can watch the ELEVEN Blu-ray DVD's that are now available (starting at 24.99 each). Selections include: 50 First Dates, Hitch, House of Flying Bananas, and da Terminator. Or you can say FUCK BLU-RAY, and continue to enjoy whatcha already gots.
__If you slept all day yesterday or were in a slump...could be the DARK OF THE MOON that yanked your string. Today, we zoom off into the next chapters of our lives with a NEW MOON soon to shine toenail like in our smokey skies (out west where we is) ...Happy New Moonie in the waning month of June-y...
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Speakin' of p-a-t-r-i-o-t-i-s-m (were we?), check out the lyrics to this John Prine tune:
Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore
While digesting Reader's Digest
In the back of a dirty book store,
A plastic flag, with gum on the back,
Fell out on the floor.
Well, I picked it up and I ran outside
Slapped it on my window shield,
And if I could see old Betsy Ross
I'd tell her how good I feel.
But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
Well, I went to the bank this morning
And the cashier he said to me,
"If you join the Christmas club
We'll give you ten of them flags for free."
Well, I didn't mess around a bit
I took him up on what he said.
And I stuck them stickers all over my car
And one on my wife's forehead.
Well, I got my window shield so filled
With flags I couldn't see.
So, I ran the car upside a curb
And right into a tree.
By the time they got a doctor down
I was already dead.
And I'll never understand why the man
Standing in the Pearly Gates said...
"But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
We're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more."
Friday, June 23, 2006
This is one of most fun websites I have visited in awhile...especially if you are into 'making your own' jpegs...!
Many thanks to a reader for sending it to us... George Says It and other folks -dems/repubs- too...[Took me a while to notice that you can go to the 'pose' link and see all the poses at once.]
Not scared yet? Click the handy dandy 'emergency newsletter' below...
Get Scared...then go see the INCONVENIENCE of TRUTH movie by Al Gorey...or hide under your bed forever and ever and ever after .
It's a wrap...TGIF: 35,000 protest the arrival of the world's #1 terrorist in Vienna Sausage this week...U.S. Soccer team not Ghana take it to the top 16...More die daily in Iraq...Things aren't so sweet for the US of A and oh yeah, Wall Street is floundering...The world is way too hot...Hurricanes are a comin' ...Generally, things are suckin' really badly as we spin the daze of our lives toward winter in this hemisphere (ah yes: the longest day and the shortest night have passed by without a personal trip to Stonehenge or Sedona where you can see the ravages of drought encouraged fires)...Good news to some: Saddam has gone on a hunger strike and he isn't even in Gitmo.
Happy Summertime in the Big City.
For an action packed evening of air-conditioned 'dance improv', catch the Action Theater group in action, tonight at Albuquerque's AirDance ArtSpace . Ooh Lah Lah.
__State of Emergency Declared in Baghdad
__Firefighters Latest Battle on Wildfires in Arizona
__Much ado about Miami Terror Suspects who sought ties with al-Qaida .
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
__Fresh Chaos from Off the World Cup Field .
__The subject of Robot Sex pops up in the blogs, along with a proposed code of ethics for human/robot interactions. Nothing mentioned about how "far" you can go with a robot on the first date. Laptop computers as chaparones? The sound of Robbie the Robot's warning "Danger, Will Robinson!" ringing in your head as you round 3rd base, heading for home...
__As seen on TeeVee:
JAY LENO to "Damien": So you're the son of the Devil, right?
DAMIEN: Yeah that's right.
JAY LENO: So, if Satan is your father...Who is your mother?
DAMIEN: Ann Coulter.
__Best new HBO show: LUCKY LOUIE...with comedian Louis C.K. Check it out. A rough and tumble 'Honeymooners' for the current millennium.
__Ricky Skaggs tour bus runs over fan after the show at the Bonnarroo Festival in Manchester, Tennessee. Ouch.
Monday, June 19, 2006
Over the weekend, New Mexican Republicans CHANGED their primary candidate for the Governor's race in 2006...The new man with the plan Stan,John Dendahl , promises a somewhat positive campaign while criticizing current Gov. Bill Richardson...
It's still a Monday for a few hours more but coming up this weekend (post SUMMER SOLSTICE on the 21st) is the music of Ani diFranco, Steel Pulse and others at the TAOS (NM) Solar Festival ...
In case you couldn't make it to Manchester, you can read about the sweet hippiefied air of the Cumberland Plateau at...Bonnaroo 2006 !
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Fresh Chaos Father's Day Tidbytes:
__Toads take Over Australia...aaaahhh...Toadies...
__FRONTLINE on PBS presents "The Dark Side" , Tuesday, Jun. 20 at 9pm (check local listings). CIA is on its last days perhaps according to this Frontline episode.
__The Weaker Sex by Marianne J. Legato in the New York Times on June 17, 2006 discusses "gender-specific medicine."
__Local Harvest ...Real Food. Real Farmers. Real Community.
__Carl Hiaasen dot commie liberal...
__Read all of Carl Hiaasen's latest columns online free and easily...
__Got a fast and fairly new 'pooter? Download the FREE version of Google Earth and view your backyard or your naked neighbors in their backyards.
__The NBA's Mavs and Heat go to game six in Dallas Tuesday after an overtime win by the Heat making it a 3-2 matchup thus far.
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Soccer Team U.S.A. was 'given' a goal by Italy which led to a tie game (1-1) in World Cup action...94 minutes worth of action. USA team was fouled heavily and had two guys red carded (thrown out of the game) and played most of the game with 9 instead of 11 players. They did well today...Team USA now ranks at bottom of the 'E group' of teams with one point in the rankings.
Watching soccer on tv just isn't the same as playing it but the tube show sucked me in and brought back a few 'soccer memories' for this old fan of the game. You need little equipment and you need not be BIG to play soccer. It remains a very UN-american sport. And the best part is when you have the ball, it's all about YOU. There is no 'I' in team...yeah yeah.
Friday, June 16, 2006
Bush Sighting...I am just back from a quick auto journey three blocks away from FRESHCHAOS HQ over to the top of a hill on Pacific SE . This hilltop is is less than a stone's throw from I-25, and I wasn't there long enough to turn the engine off when, swoosh...! Duh Pres's big black limo with a thousand troopers, county mounties, city PO-lice, AFD rescue units drive by !! For the second time in less than a year that I was able to satisfyingly shoot a Dick Cheney like finger-bird at the passing El Presi-Dentay. Eggsellent...
Note to CIA/Secret Service reading this...if you place a cop to look for bombs at or under every interstate overpass the President is to pass over, should not someone be posted exactly where I was moments ago out on the hill on Pacific SE?
George W. Bushmeister, the WHORE PRESIDENT? Well , I don't know about that but I do know that tickets for The Heather Wilson Show inside our downtown Hyatt cost $1000.oo each and that to have your monkey man photo shoot with Dubya cost $5000.oo per photograph !!
In other snewz...New Mexico FIRES...Apparently, a fire in our 'bosque' along the Rio Grande south of Albuquerque made an appearance on AP wires and teevee screens...Let it be known that all here is well with us, no structures burned; lots of smoke in 'buquerqueville yesterday evening though. Today there are some dozen fires buring around the Land of Enchanting dryness.
POETRY SCHMOETRY is the title of this month's POET'S CORNER by Jeff Hartzer. This month's edition is written by the lovely and wittingly verbose, Debra Landau ! Poetry is dead; Long live poetry!
For a complete listing of all 25 (!!) Poet's Corners...hit our link to the Poets' MAIN STAGE .
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Heather thank me for your Bush
He was JUST HERE but he's a comin' back (so he can crawl over the border to Crawford after satisfying Heather!)...DUH PRESIDENT comes again (without Laura) to the High Desert in support of Heathers' Wilson, our dried up Nazi-ish1st Congressional District in-Bushman's-pocket-wo-man.
THIS JUSTin: It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…. Yes, it’s a plane. Not just any plane, it’s Air Force One, and it is coming to Albuquerque carrying none other than President George W. Bush as he comes calling to pump special interest cash into vulnerable Republican Heather Wilson’s coffers...Does that make you mad?
We’re certainly upset by it – by the idea that Bush would make protecting his grip on power his top priority, rather than containing the rising gas prices, expanding access to health care, or protecting us from threats at home and abroad. And we continue to find it outrageous that Heather Wilson claims to be a “moderate,” despite the fact that she votes with President Bush nearly 90% of the time.
Not only does Heather Wilson stand firmly behind the dangerous and divisive Republican agenda that has clouded our futures, but she’s rushing to his side for an Albuquerque fundraiser. Yep, Wilson has been a good friend to Bush and now it’s payback time.
…Payback for supporting the failed pharmaceutical-industry-authored drug bill.
…Payback for blocking a minimum wage increase.
…Payback for keeping this Administration’s numerous intelligence failures under wraps.
The list goes on…This Friday, we want you to stand with us – regular New Mexicans – and show your support for change. We have an important election coming up. Right here in Albuquerque, we have an opportunity to change the direction of our country by electing a new congresswoman. Come join us. We’ll be making signs, and protesting the dark cloud that the GOP agenda has cast over our lives by toting black balloons. At around 3 pm (try and arrive earlier), we’ll be meeting at Civic Plaza, across from the Hyatt Regency Hotel. A downloadable flier is available [here]. Tell your friends, and show your support for a new set of policy priorities.
Who: Concerned New Mexicans
What: Protest of Bush/Wilson Agenda
Where: Civic Plaza
When: Friday, June 16, 2006
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
INSANITY vs. Sincerity
School officials in New York officially apologized for publishing a yearbook in which two students chose quotes from Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf to appear under their photos. Here are the quotes; prepare yourself!
Strength lies not in defense, but in attack.
The great masses of people ... will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one.
Is it just that **GASP** Hitler wrote these sentences? What if W had said the first and Karl Rove the second ... oh, wait, they pretty much have, in so many words, and more than once!
In nearby Pennsylvania a judge has sentenced a woman to serve 1 to 3 YEARS in prison for making her 6-year-old steal a donation jar from a convenience store. Her take was $1.85. Hope the state recovered that so they can pay for feeding and housing this violent criminal for the next year or two or three.
Ann Coulter has received a lot of attention for her bod and hair and "outrageousness." Tons of PR for her new book, focusing in particular on her comments regarding 9/11 widows. Lots of folks saying it's a brilliant marketing ploy on her part. If the CONTENT of her book is a marketing ploy, then what is she truly selling? Is there no substance to be had any more? Last night Jay Leno made jokes implying that Ms. Coulter is a witch and the mother of the Antii-Christ. This evening's Tonight Show features the Blonde Right-Wing Evil Ho herself. Avoid a heavy meal before watching!
Speaking of which ...
Polar bears have been observed for the first time killing eating their own kind! Experts say it's becasue of shrinking ice caps keep them from getting to their natural prey. Liberal enviro-Nazis blame it on global warming. Stephen Colbert is saying Good Riddance.
And in other health news ...
Ingredients in pizza and beer may reduce your risk of prostate cancer - only you have to eat and drink a lot of both to get the benefit, so health experts are not endorsing that modus operandi of cancer prevention. But if you must drink several 6-packs a day, be sure to load up on the coffee as well. Recent study shows just 4 cups of coffee a day can reduce your risk of cirrhosis of the liver by 80 percent. Hallelujah!
ROVER DUDE FREE; FREE at last! He did NOT take a leak apparently.
BUSHIE sneaks in and out of IRAQ to gloat? to spend billiuons on AF1 for a percentage point rise in WHORE PRESIDENT ratings?
Bizjournals.com lists Albuquerque as one of the top ten smartest cities anywhere in the universe. Damn. Smartiest & fartiest. GOOD FOR YOU ALBUQUERQUE, as the Mayor's PR slogan goes...Now, if we could add a working toilet to the downtown AMSHACK ,the hundreds of two passenger trains of tourists passing through daily from Chi-town and LA could take a leak too; even Uncle Carl could do a number two, too for that matter.
Monday, June 12, 2006
M aybe it would have been better if I hadn't said certain things... bring it on... compssionate...conservative... the surplus is too big... Dick Cheney, will you be my Vice President?... vote for me... George W. Bushmeister
__500 Conspiracy Buffs Meet To Seek (a mouse!) THE TRUTH OF 9/11
__Hard to Find '800' Numbers .
Lyrics on a Monday...
First For Ann Coulter:
Godless by the Dandywarhols
Hey, I said you're godless and
it seems like you're a souless friend
as spotless as you were back then
I swear that you are godless
hey I guess you're lonely when
I gave you all it took so then
a stranger there is ever been
I guess, it's what you wanted
it seems lonely I would be
I begged, I plead
but this is all that I have gotten
hey as for the day my friend
to hope that you could ever bend
I swear you are, I swear you are
I swear, that you are godless
hey I said you're godless
hey and you're a souless friend
hey I said you're heartless
and I swear, I swear
Second, for Soldiers Worldwide:
The Rooster by Alice in Chains
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
Seems every path leads me to nowhere
Wife and kids household pet
Army green was no safe bet
The bullets scream to me from somewhere
Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no, ya know he ain't gonna die
Walkin' tall machine gun man
They spit on me in my home land
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy
Got my pills gainst mosquito death
My buddys breathin his dyin breath
Oh God, please won't you help me make it through
Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no ya know he ain't gonna die
Sunday, June 11, 2006
A reader writes: "What a BIG relief to know that the Man of Steel is 100% Het. My living nightmare is over, and I can go see the movie without fear. Faster than bullets, yes.Superman, gay? No way."
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Fresh Chaos TidBytes:
__No publicity is B-A-D...Huge Criticism(s) are aimed this week straight at the big guns set forth by Ms. Ann Coulter in her latest, released on 6/6/6, book, CODLESS but not BODless... Ok it's called GODLESS... (takes one to know one?)
RE: 9/11 Widows...says Ms. Annie Fannie, "these broads are millionaires lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities... I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much."
Uncle Dave Letterman calls Coulter a bitch who should be fixed up with OJ .
EVEN Douchebag Bill O'Reilly says, Stop Ann Coulter Before She Bombs Again !!
LATEST POESIE about Annie C...FROM: ANNOY.com
Ms. Ogyny & Mr. Coulter
Like stinky farts in windowless cars
Like stuffing socks in unfilled bras
Like leaking sewage spewing shit
The Coulter mouth, the unseemly slit
The anti-Dixie Chick, anti-everything senorita
No immigrant or citizen to marry or to leave her
Dissing blameless widows on the left and on the right
A shameless, awful whore still all alone in bed at night
Manhandling the vulnerable with manly hands
Denouncing the wounded for taking stands
A 911 gold-digging profit grabbing harlot
A right-wing, nutcase, a plummeting starlet
A vitriolic book aimed at market penetration
With a shallow view of God to aid her public masturbation
An angry, vicious diatribe aimed to poison and to hurt
By a tired, spinning spinster sitting c--tless in her skirt
Aah...if that doesn't ANNOY you, this feaux TIME Magazine Cover at ANNOY.com might...or might not. Be warned, this link is in the 'xxx Annie playground'. Click Ann Coulter, DRY as a BONE : stewing with no juice!
__PFIZER'S DEADLY EXPERIMENTS in Nigeria come under scathing attack. Money can't buy youo love but it can help stockholders pay off their Porsches.
__MISSION EVEN MORE ACCOMPLISHEDER ! Read about the President's solemn remarks celebrating the slaughter of Osama Al Zar Laden, Jr. at www.Whitehouse.orgasm (Sorry, all this Anna Coulter stuff has me horn-nay. Maybe I am thinking of Anna Kournikova ? Yes, that's the ticket to Russia and beyond. Screw Ann Coulter. Oh, you already did? Sorry.
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Osama's Mama lives on, but The Most-Wanted Iraq Terrorist Al-Zarqawi is DAID . Perhaps this is one small victory in the milieu of quagmire-rifficness ? Hope so. Bring our troops home one of these days so they can build walls against the tyranny of the lands of Canada Dry and Tay-cah-tay.
JUSTin: from readers...
__GAS FUELS NEW ARTIC COLD WAR
__Here's some Humor at a reader's expense...The Latest SNEWZ about a SPEED TRAP in LEON, KS. from a $100.00 lightened-walleted reader: The happy lil' burg of LEON is in Kansas, about 30 miles east of Wichita. After asking him [County Mounty, Elden Haskell ] a couple of questions, I determined he popped his radar on after I passed his hiding spot. (Behind a low-lying billboard off to the left side of the road.)
I will be alerting AAA that LEON, Ks. is a 'speed trap' based on the proximity of speed limit signs next to town. The advice will be : DO NOT STOP IN LEON FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN SEEING A UFO LANDING IN THE CITY LIMITS. That pretty much make it a you-no-stoppo in this here small town with solid, small-town values which depend on speed traps to finance small-town virtues. On the check I wrote it was a "donation to the city of Leon," and that was thanks to Deputy Elden Haskell.(no joke).
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Next Month we can all go to the store on July 11th as it will be 7/11 day. Made it through the Devil's day with flying colores.
And news this a.m. notes that the rantings of Dubya did little to persuade the Senate to go against the Gays ... Supporters knew they wouldn't achieve the two-thirds vote needed to approve a constitutional amendment, but they had predicted a majority of votes. Instead, they fell one short, 49-48.That was one vote more than they got last time the Senate voted on the matter, in 2004.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Alien Homophobe Lands in Roswell, N.M. 6/6/6
As this is being written, on the day of the devil in the year of our lord-o-goshen 2006, George Walker Bush is in our Enchanted State of Neuvo Me-hee-ko...He landed an hour ago in Roswell and is now touring Artesia. Rumor mills state that he'll be gone by 1 p.m. Mountain time. Can't be too soon. No pubic appearances, nor any scheduled in Albuquerque.
CNN covers Bush in Artesia !!
Wall Street is falling off the face of the earth for the second day in a row. Dr. Doom sez, 'The End Is Near'. Time for our Marines to murder more Iraqi citizens, call this war 'truly accomplished', and then come home for VA help with their PTSD and missing limbs.
__Identity Theft: latest on this growing scare is that 9% of identity thefts are BY FAMILY members. Just when you thought it was safe to emerge from your closet, parents are borrowing their childrens' credit scores and cousins, their cousins'...All you need to know is your relative's DOB and SS# and you're golden. Check your own credit rating at Experian 888-397-3742; Equifax 800-685-1111; or TranssexualUnion 800-888-4213...all are also online (D-U-H) as well.
__Seven months to go for the next SOPRANO Family episode.
__Gay Marriage is again a hot topic for no particular reason except to distract us from oh_say_can_you_see_ the REAL ISSUES...?
JUSTin: readers email more HOTlinks...
__TODAY IN HELL Michigan , that is...The Devil has his or her day.
__Curiosity & humor surround 666-'Today'-666 at 'Yahoo! News'. In case you haven't heard enough already, Freddie.
__The United Nations warns that DESERT CITIES are living on BORROWED TIME .
Monday, June 05, 2006
For better and mostly worse,'born against' has been a motto for me over my many years on this spinning blue planet. Screaming LET me OUTTA HERE! popping naked from my mother's womb six weeks early, 'Born Prematurely' might also suffice. To go against the grain ahead of time and jibe with the 'tide of the majority' has never served me well; yet, I go that way 99 per cent of time. It has led to buying 'very cheaply' some of MY favorite movies (as they are movies the majority rejected as being too thoughtful, artsy, or too complex-'Adaptation' and 'Big Bad Love' are two of many great movies you can't find anymore-they came and went like flies-still cheap at amazon.com though).
Against Iraq War II from before the shock and awfully sad but exciting fireworks show seen Live and In Color on teevee, caused me to lose a bit of our support here at Freshchaos dot com...Ironically, our two most critical readers seem to keep on reading this weblog, if only to write in occasionally on something that they find is spelled wrong or factoidally incorrect. I thrive on positive feedback and fortunately by that alone, do not persevere because not much of it arrives by snail or email. Maybe things would be 'too good' if praise and recognition poured in. I would indeed find a way to 'sabotage' even that so, so be it.
The gorgeous and popular DIXIE CHICKS though ain't me in neither beauty nor HUGE popularity and fame...(D-U-H!!)... and so when one of them had the cojonas vaginas to say, "WE ARE ASHAMED THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S. IS FROM TEXASS"...the shit hit those snazzy chick fannies and pocketbooks...Death threats and world wide banning of their cd came back when we stopped calling FRENCH FRIES 'FRENCH'... Our nation may be one under God but that GOD IS 'POPULARITY' . Our nation is one big High School popularity contest...And we all know more people voted for the 'Amerikan Idolatry' recently than in any actual gov. erection....Or that for all the many reasons Clinton got 'impeached' almost, it was for 'felation lying' not for other falsehoods/wrongdoings...If only we could IMPEACH Bush for lying about the size of a perch he caught in his "proudest moment as President", which by the way, he claimed weighed in at some 6 lbs. when in TRUTH the largest perch on record is somehthing less than four lbs...Moving on...
The Dixie Chicks' new cd release "Taking the Long Way", is currently NUMBER ONE country music Hit on Billboard and has sold over 600,000 copies...THIS despite the fact that their latest single, "NOT Ready to Make Nice" is banned from airplay on many USA country stations and still occurs despite the growing UNpopularity of Captain Dubya Dude. The red tide is going out on the Bush fambly. Not even JEB can save them now...only saving grace would be another war for Bushman to 'accomplish' as the War WHORE President.
Today, as we did here three years ago, FRSHCHAOS again salutes the DIXIE CHICKS with this great cover shot photograph...!! If you can't stand up for your beliefs in the United States of America, what's the point? And by the way, I am way opposed already to the NEXT WAR ( in Iran) and also to the one soon to follow (in Venezuela) as well. If you hate me for saying that, then why the hell are you reading this blog? Go visit Patriot.org...dudes/dudettes.
Tomorrow, THE DEVIL HAS HIS DAY at last...
Gettin' in tune for 6/6/6
__Here's more news from the 666 front.
__Countdown each until midnight at 6/6/6
__Cool , a Rapture Clock ...
__R U Rapture ready ???
__Heed The Omen , opening on Yes, 6/6/6 .
__Websites for every taste? Even the Devil himself has one...RADIO FREE SATAN . YAYzuzuChristay.
__While many are getting cesarians to NOT have their kids be born tomorrow, the Rush is On for 6/6/6 weddings .
JeffnDeb's rooftop wedding: 19 years ago on 6/6/87...
Saturday, June 03, 2006
George Walker Bush will tour Artesia, New Mexico on 6/6/6...DUH PRES will be taking in the sites surrounding Artesia which mostly include the place known as "FLETC", the premiere training ground for federal law enforcement agents. He will make NO pubic appearances on Devil Day '06.
JUSTin:readers send us these HOT-links:
__The aliens have finally landed!
__With a new book ourt on 6/6/6, is sexy babe, Ann Coulter, ready to face the music?
More on the misadventures of Ms.Coulter .
__Here's someone who has come a long way in his life, especially going through the valley of politics.
__Here's a story about AN ILLEGAL ALIEN found inside a DUCK .
__GLOBAL WARMING may be WORSE THAN PREDICTED. Aaaaahhhh...make it stop.
__This is an EXCELLENT article which give a very fine summary of Ozs' political history, and the pickle Kansas finds itself in today. The social conservative movement really helped to create the monster known as Fred Phelps by focusing on gay marriage and also pushing for a Defense of Marriage Amendment, which passed overwhelmingly by state referendum last year. There were counties where the vote was 10 to 1 in favor of the amendment. Only Douglas County (home of Lawrence) had the sense to vote against it. I've said this before, if Dorothy came back today she'd say "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..."
__Conservatives are winning the battle over how the 1960s are remembered. But their version is far from the truth. How the Right Stole the '60s (And Why We Should Get Them Back).
FRESH CHAOS quote of the momento:
Every heart that has beat strongly and cheerfully has left a hopeful impulse behind it in the world, and bettered the tradition of mankind. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Friday, June 02, 2006
ON APPROACH to 6-6-6...Today's headlines speak for themselves...Is the devil him or herself running things now?...It sure ain't DUH PRES...
_Accusations Mount, IRAQ FUROR Grows...
_Iran Defends Right to Nuclear Technology...
_Job Growth Stalls, Unemployment Dips...
_Baghdad PET MKT. BOMBED; 5 Dead...
_Army Dog Handler Gets 'Hard Labor'...
_7 SLAIN in Indianapolis...
_Troops to Train in ETHICS...
_Michael Moore SUED...
BATWOMAN is GAY
Thursday, June 01, 2006
RE: Microchipping dog ordinances, A reader sends this in:Scott Silverman, Chairman of the Board of VeriChip Corporation, has proposed implanting the company's RFID tracking tags in immigrant and guest workers. Silverman was being interviewed on "Fox & Friends." Responding to the Bush administration's call to know "who is in our country and why they are here," he proposed using VeriChip RFID implants to register workers at the border, and then verify their identities in the workplace. He added, "We have talked to many people in Washington about using it...." The VeriChip is a very small Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) tag about the size of a large grain of rice. It can be injected directly into the body; a special coating on the casing helps the VeriChip bond with living tissue and stay in place. A special RFID reader broadcasts a signal, and the antenna in the VeriChip draws power from the signal and sends its data. The VeriChip is a passive RFID tag; since it does not require a battery, it has a virtually unlimited life span. RFID tags have long been used to identify animals in a variety of settings; livestock, laboratory animals and pets have been "chipped" for decades.
No Child left behind ; NO TEACHER LEFT STANDING
Thank God another school year has passed without a 'Columbine II'. Quite a miracle, the way things are going in our classrooms and teachers' lounges. Last week's new moon is a toenail shining in our almost summer sky and heralds a time for personal growth and resurrection. Meanwhile, Wall Street plunges toward hell and, way too soon, 6-6-6 will cast its devilish spell onto our spinning planet's harbingers of DOOM.
__HURRICANE SEASON 2006
The Atlantic Ocean HURRICANE SEASON BEGINS NOW...peak month is September...
__Just three days ago another dead Katrina body was found. HeckofajobBrownie.
__Sad but true: Karl Rove recently claimed that the Bush administration was doing as HECK OF A JOB on illegal immigration. It's just too easy. Uncle Karl's slope is pretty slippery just now. OOPs. Geesh. GAPE.
__A PIZZLY BEAR IS DISCOVERED.Yes, nature has now created a Grizzly and Polar Bear cross. Can Global Warming blow or suck even more? Stand by, it's just beginning to warm up.
__Creators of the latest VW PASSAT adverisement touting "Lowered Ego Emissions" had to have been stoned when they watched the recent episode of South Park which featured a black cloud of SMUG blowing into South Park from San Francisco, where too many folks drove their uber-cool HYBRID cars with ultimate smug-ness.
Our world's hatred for President Bush seems much more 'personal' than it did back when Nixon savaged his way through our Heartland's subconcious mind with his piddling midnight burglaries and two-handed fingered peace signs. It felt good to be out of the rain. Now our desert's run even drier than our hearts and minds with all hell tearing at the drug-filled coffers of big companies making war and re-building bombed homes so we can kill off our young men and woman in a war that has not even a myth of righteousness.
Take away this pain of Knowing...
It is difficult to go through the many layered aspects of our current state of FRESH CHAOS. Too layered, too much chaos; so little time. What's the point for writers, artists, and so-called 'cultural creatives' raising rabbits in private backyard worlds of their own making? Sweet home Alabama. Carry me home to see my kin asleep in the cudzu covered ground.
Fill the emptiness with Light now...
Oligarchies knock us off our stages. Life seems full of diseases we dare not tackle like polio, malaria, AIDS, and endlessly unconversational disasters that we prefer to look the other way from, so that we can GET SCARED about the truly important & non-exisiting pandemics like AVIAN water turkey flu and those horrid GAY PEOPLE who run rampant carrying dead baby stem cells which spill their blood across our convertible Mini Cooper floors and seats. We are a nation LIVING WITH WAR and all of the whores of democracy have learned nothing from the past; nor care to. A nation under the RIGHT god when all of the other gods are just plain wrongo, Dudes.
Be on My side...or Be on Your side...
I have felt squashed these past two weeks. Tired of this 'blog'. I need a week of snorkeling through clear ocean waters. I am tired of writing this column on the web. Is there a point to it all? I am tired of the unrecognized left wing liberal souls who stick it out there before their time, all for the unseen glory of being labeled 'crazy'...'weird'...too 'original'...UNPUBLISHABLE...misunderstood until it's just too late. Is there ANYBODY OUT THERE?
It's so hard for me staying here all alone...
I am tired of being tired. Tired of becoming old and fragile on this too rapidly turning earth. Tired of the utter stupidity of Our Amerikan Idols. Tired of what we bless, praise, and have to pay for. Sick that the most 'popular' X MEN movie is the WORST one of the three. Tired of new Albuquerque pet ordinances that call for animals to be 'microchipped' when the folks in our hood can not even now pay for a simple rabies tag. Tired of things looking good on the surface but rotting like a dead squirrel on the inside. Tired of unfeeling jackass priests who wear their gilded protective robes of Christianity while they oppose gays, women and steal the souls of boys. Tired of Patriot websites, tv channels, and personas that deplore truth seekers. Tired of Tired of Tired of Tired of Tired of Living With War. Tired of smiling liars. Smirking liars. Pants on fire, liars. Liar!
This much madness is too much sorrow...
Yesterday MT. ST. HELENS blew off steam... Three days ago an earhquake killed a few zillion people... Whenever more than say five people die, it becomes a scambled jumble of numbers too high for us to bother comprehending. Like the 58 killed in Iraq this week along with those CBS news people killed. STOP THE PRESSES! Snewz people killed deserve a special Katie Couric place in the Amerikan conciousness. They fit the idolatry. That's news we can chew on. It's alright now...or is it? This quick and easy War was patriotically good and ok as long as those gas prices stayed low. Now, not so much?
It's Alright Now; I feel like makin' love...
We can get into the NBA playoffs or whatever fancy the boob tube has going for it as those four seasons chug through their great mystery. Last night the HOT SPOT was an Original Opening to a new season of RESCUE ME. This is a show where we can watch someone else chug vodka and fight our fires for us; someone else can try so hard to give up that legal substance, tobackee. We are not alone in our weaknesses. Not so alone in our addictions. TV relieves us of personal responsibilty... or does it remind us of it? I LOVE TEEVEE.
YOU KNOW: it don't come easy!
When do we give up on it all? When do we leap off the ledge or throw our two kids off the balcony like that doctor from the Land of Enchantment did earlier this week? Hey, by the by, do certified medical doctors have the answers to life's Great Mystery? No. My doctor this week was so tired of hearing everyone's stories of unexpressed inner fuck up, the BASTARD had no time to hear about MINE. ME. ME. MINE. What about MINE. ME. ME?
SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER...
I will gladly learn and I will gladly teach Chaucer says... School's never 'out forever'... Every single 24 hour day is one long session in life's classroom of cliches and miscues. We are all on a HELLBOUND TRAIN through a long hall of mirrors bright with our our pains, sorrows, and joys. What can be done when we are told to stay after school? At what point do we buy into the system or chuck it all on our leap off that ever so high balcony to the hell below?
You're a stray, stray cat...
I'm moving on along this track. 'I can't look back' seems to be our motto. Ann Coulter's new book GODLESS and THE OMEN both come out on 6-6-6. How 'godless' is that? How can we be in such denial of our past lives lived in this life? A 'poet' one year turns into a 'Republican' the next telling me that he is no longer a poet...Can a poet or a gay person for that matter be no longer a poet by simply renaming him or herself? A swimsuit model one week is an author of right-winged falsehoods the next. An alcoholic addicted to cocaine in one lifetime lived on this lifetime's road to hell is the President of the United Snakes in the next. Is the Apocalypse coming a week from yesterday on June 6th, 2006? Only the Godless know for sure.
This ain't no capital crime...
Only another War can save Bush from getting even LOWER RATINGS than his dad. W's current popularity ratings are now on par with the elder Bushmeister. If Bush plays the new video game called MERCENARIES 2: WORLD IN FLAMES, he might get the idea to go to war against Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, a man not afraid to stand up for his beliefs. The spanking new game is described as "An explosive open-world action game where a power-hungry tyrant messes with Venezuela's oil supply, sparking an invasion that turns the country in to a war zone." Can't wait for MORE WAR. Certainly, it is not past our President to take us to war to raise his own popularity points. In our nation under god, there is NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN POPULARITY. And in my life, I loved them all.
Step aside, open wide, it's the LONER
No one wants to stand alone for their beliefs. We all want to belong to something. We all want to be on the right or left; be wrong or be right, we all crave our own labels. We have to wear the right clothes or know the most organic thing to do. A new car advertisement touts the merits of having a GPS system compete with a Zagat's restaurant rating system built in. THAT'S INSANE. Recently WEST POINT GRADS AGAINST THE WAR were brought to court for using the name 'West Point'. I wonder why. WEST POINT DRY CLEANERS wasn't brought in by the copyright infringement PO-lice. God save the queen and us, too.
Impossible to make it today...
Currently 75 GITMO prisoners are starving themselves to death and United States guards are powerless to stop them from NOT eating. Are they going to plug in glucose IV's soon? EAST TIMOR is IN FLAMES and villages are being overrun by terrorist gangs. Hell, no one even knows where East Timor is; why bother reading about it on the back pages of section one in the paper? Much more popular to fantasize about AVIAN scariness. Meanwhile, in our Land of Enchantment (yes, right here in the USA not in Old Meheeko) a human being DIED of PLAGUE this month. Damn the fleas. Bring on RED HOT CHILE PEPPERS and let's get all UPSET that their New Hit Song, Dani California, steals chords from Tom Petty's Mary Jane's Last Dance... or does it? Now dear readers, that's I-m-p-o-r-t-a-n-t.
Last dance with Mary Jane...One more time to kill the pain...Take me as I come, cuz I can't stay long... I feel summer creeping in and I'm tired of this town, again...
It's true; I read it in the morning paper::-> An honors student in Dallas (home of the long, tall, and slobbering 'Mavs') has been charged with delivering MARIJUANA-spiked MUFFINS to a teachers' lounge in a senior prank that sent 18 people to the hospital and triggered an FBI terrorism investigation. And there's more...
"The largest study of its kind has unexpectedly concluded that smoking MARIJUANA, even regularly and heavily, does NOT lead to lung cancer." The study did find that there's a 20-fold increase in lung cancer for those who smoke two or more packs of LEGAL cigarettes a day. ALL THAT, AND NO LUNG CANCER, TOO...