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Friday, September 26, 2003
My own suicidal tendencies this week with the great big, old, DARK of the moon and all...seem rather vague after reading this letter from a friend in Portsmouth, Virginia. To most of us it is simply...TGIF tonight but to another far far away member of the Chaos General Staff it is this and all of this...
Things have been CHAOTIC for about a week but are settling down now. We lost a 100 year old pecan tree, which fell on my little Mazda Protege commuter car & crushed it like a bug. Electricity was not returned until Sunday night, and our phone is inoperative through at least Tuesday. The refrigerator also died, but we and our house were unscathed. All in all, it's only stuff. Schools have been closed for a week, so we're really behind. Don't know yet how that will be resolved. I'll write more when more settled. Earlier in FRESHCHAOS.com, I wrote about my displeasure with Verisign/Networksolutions...well if you click THIS you can see that I am not alone in my dissatisfaction.
George Plimpton and Robert Palmer have both entered the afterlife. No more are they addicted to love or to long winded egotistical speeches. Must have been the dark of the moon or cocktails at the 18th Hole or cocaine. Free Beer tomorrow Here today gone yesterday come again tomorrow tomorrow never knows rust never sleeps and so on and so forth I'm addicted to love. capnchaos flashpoetry © 2003
HAPPY JEWISH NEW YEAR 5764!!
Rosh Hashanah begins at sunset tonight and ushers in the 10 high holy days, a solemn welcoming of the new year. Highlights include blowing the shofar, praying for redemption and peace, and communal confession. Hebrews know how to partay! Capn Chaos and Jew Girl are not exactly traditional, so we like to light fireworks, too. Pretty much any excuse for fireworks will do for Mr. Pyromaniac! For a more traditional view on tonight's holiday, click here. Every RH I pray that the new year will be at least slightly less insane than the old year and pledge to do my part to be a good person and a truth teller. I keep returning to that simple yet profound statement by Hillel that seems so difficult for so many people to embrace, "What is hateful to you, do not do unto others. That is the whole [Truth/sacred trust]; all the rest is commentary." In that spirit we bring you this political humor news: Last night on The Daily Show (recent Emmy winner, as was another fave, Tony Shalhoub for Monk ... Excellent!) Jon Stewart shed light on the dark of the moon night, giving the Capn's home state a rousing endorsement: After talking about California's crazy recall election, Jon said, "Congratulations to Florida! You're no longer our most damning national embarrassment." Yeehaw! If you have a few minutes, check in with Mark Fiore's weekly animation for the Village Voice. After you view this week's take on the California election, click on "John Ashcroft's Patriot Act Summer Tour." Awesome! Also quite sad and hilarious is the previous one, "Hey Kids!" This just in ... Apparently the Irish love all kinds of potatoes, including the prevalent couch variety. Trinity College in Dublin is working on a "smart sofa" that will determine which person is sitting on it and then adapt the environment to the person's desires. The couch will be able to turn on and off appliances, adjust the temperature, and turn on the stereo to play the music the vegetable-slob prefers. The end of the world is upon us! Thursday, September 25, 2003
Man, we people can be really cruel to each other. But occasionally someone actually says something nice to somebody else.
Last week my yoga teacher, Paul, directed me to take a place at the very front of the class. I was nervous because I didn't want others to see me as demonstrating the poses - as I can't do everything because of a back injury and I codependently fear leading anyone astray - and because I was afraid being "up there" would disrupt the "alone within a group" beauty I experience in yoga class. But after a few minutes I let go and all was well. Afterward Paul said, "You have such a nice practice," which I think is a great thing to say to a person! (In print it is often difficult to determine sincerity and sarcasm, so let me tell you I am most sincere.) I don't go to yoga to compete, to be the best, to compare myself to others and declare winners and losers. I go to yoga to escape all that and to push myself only to places that are rewarding in private ways, nice ways. Which brings me - awkwardly - to catcalls. Most of the time these sudden attacks of whistles, car horns, etc. parading as flattery are as unpleasant as the name implies. (Ever heard cats in mating season using their very own long-distance service?) "Hey, can't you take a compliment?" Yeah, well, most of these utterances and noises are not designed to make a woman feel good about herself, but to express the noisemaker's belief that she makes him feel good (and could please him even more if he could use her ...) and that's all that matters. They're invasions, as enjoyable as you would imagine a car horn blaring in your ear to be. But one day this summer - three months of record-breaking heat and drought that had everyone in a bad mood - I was walking through a parking lot and a man leaned out the window of a slowly passing truck, tipped his cap, and said, "God bless you!" Dear readers, that is a compliment! I was able to hold my head high as I walked into the bastion of evil that is WalMart on my mission to support the hardworking people of Communist China at unbeatably low prices. Speaking of the Mart of Wal, I have to say that on a death-defying trip to that store of stores on Labor Day weekend, (aaaaahhhhhhh!) the esteemed Capn Chaos and I noticed a new display of Christmas merchandise. (Labor Day - when hearts and minds turn to Christmas?!) Among the offerings was a small ornament of a priest. For the low, low price of $1.83 you can replace your dashboard madonna with your very own, made in China, pedophile priest hanging from the rearview mirror! ![]() Dark of the moon time ![]() Comedy Central's Reno 911 is one of the most FRESHLY CHAOTIC tv shows on at the moment. Each little faux COPS scene is very well done and with a chaotic flip the switch mentality that takes it over the edge. Last night's episode has three of the Reno cops en route to the Burning Man Festival outside of Reno. Words fail to describe the chaos that ensues. The horror. Another scene depicts a 'bust' at a head shop. There is a hilarious in 'code' dialogue between the buster and the bustee about marijuana without using the word 'marijuana'. It is finally revealed that the whole headshop is a DEA front. The irony. Guess you had to be there or catch the action next Humpday. By the way, Lt. Jim Dangle (pictured above in shorts) is a frontrunner in our Freshchaos Elections '04 poll. Go Lieutenant Dan...er...Jim. Wednesday, September 24, 2003
This just in===> There have been a rash of virus emails floating around the internet recently saying that they are an update from Microsoft. These emails ARE VIRUSES. Microsoft does not send updates through email and no matter how convincing the email may look, it is a virus and should be deleted.
This little note goes out to any of you who may be 'webmasters'. If you ever want to own your own domain (ie: go to register the name), please have nothing to do with Verisign/Network Solutions. In the old days of cyberspace 'fun' this was one of the only places to register your domain name. Now it is a huge unforgiving and no-fun-at-all cyber-giant. And there are other places to fry your fish.
Take your domain name and check in at a delightful Canadian group called, Tera-byte.com . If your site(s) is/are currently signed on with Networksolutions....welllllll...Good Luck on getting out of their net. I have just this day completed what has amounted to a six month email and telephone battle to loosen our Mothership AquilaArts.com from the sticky fingers and inept hourly wagers at Networksolutions. I will spare you the details but if there was a national BBB to report my travails to I would do so if I thought it would help anything. We own 8 websites and all of our business on and with each site will now and continue to be with the Canadians. Tuesday, September 23, 2003
Monday, September 22, 2003
For example...:::::>this just in...These lines from an article are just plain SSAAADD. Sorry had a convulsion at the thought of seeing the prez in front of the real troops saying things like this...
"You've made history,'' Mr. Bush went on. "You've made our nation proud... " And he presented the Third with a Presidential Unit Citation for "extraordinary heroism" in action. Again, the applause seemed to lack a certain enthusiasm usually found when the president speaks to military groups. After the speech, Pvt. Kenneth Henry, 21, a Third Division radar operator with a field artillery unit, was quoted in the Los Angeles Times as saying of Mr. Bush: He should go fight in a war for two days and see how he likes it."
A lot of 'General Staff' members are sending in extremely innerestin' stuff this week. For example...:::::>
this just in...These lines from an article are just plain SSAAADD. Sorry had a convulsion at the thought of seeing the prez in front of the real troops saying things like this... "You've made history,'' Mr. Bush went on. "You've made our nation proud... " And he presented the Third with a Presidential Unit Citation for "extraordinary heroism" in action. Again, the applause seemed to lack a certain enthusiasm usually found when the president speaks to military groups. After the speech, Pvt. Kenneth Henry, 21, a Third Division radar operator with a field artillery unit, was quoted in the Los Angeles Times as saying of Mr. Bush: He should go fight in a war for two days and see how he likes it." Looks like it is true that Mercury is no longer retrograding and that Communication is on the upswing. Thanks mucho for the toll clock you see ticking away to your right from our friends at achangintimes.com. I spoke to relatives near the home of our President in Bethesda, Maryland, who are still without electricity . Once the storm passes, the news shifts but many are still left in the dark. That is one heck of a sentence, pardner. It's practically poe-et-tree... the news shifts but many are still left in the dark. I have been reviewing capnchaos's trip to Florida digis and one that struck me tonight simply shows the words of a bumpersticker that reads... makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car? I like closeups. Sunday, September 21, 2003
FRESHCHAOS.com is indeed a blog. Perhaps you were unaware. BLOGS (web logs) are so popular that the masses have initiated some great FREE services for 'bloggers' and 'blog readers' like YOU...
We have just added a new thingee-ma-bob called a Bloglet... If you choose to sign up (to your left there), Bloglet consolidates FRESHCHAOS entries and sends them to YOU. Free and Easy. Sign up if you dare. Saturday, September 20, 2003
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