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Wednesday, October 31, 2001
In SERIES news...
Ok, along with handing out candy tonight,
I am also eating crow on a late night
Halloweenie with mustard and hold the mayo, dudes!
Diamond Bee's fall apart as Derek Jeter-jetson go nuts.
Lucky, lucky night for the Big Apple-o-nians.

I got the big USPS Message from the Postmaster General Electric today.
It is entitled, What should make me suspect a piece of mail?
Well, almost every package I have ever mailed
qualifies as something to make others go into deep shock and disbelief.

1) It is unexpected or from someone you don't know.
I often send stuff I find (usually at "Thriftown")
that I think some friend might like.
I carefully bag it up, stick a load of stamps
on the package, and off it goes. This may or may NOT
be expected by the receiver. Ideally it is a fun surprise.

2) It's lopsided or lumpy.
Ah that would be just about EVERY packge.

3) It's sealed with excessive amounts of tape.
I for one say you just can't have TOO MUCH tape.

4) It has EXCESSIVE postage.
Please re-read #1. If a few EXCESSIVE postage stamps
can keep you from having to wait in line at the Post Office...
I say, 'what the hell.'

5) It's OH-MY-GOD,"handwritten".
Now I assume they mean the address...and, if so,
they say nothing about handwritten in
BRILLIANT SHARPIE colors which is what
I usually do. Over the years I have developed
a fairly CHAOTICALLY APPEALING style of my own.

I for a short career span while a writer,
Rio Rancho, New Mexico. I happen to know that those
are easy on the Postal Workers' eyes.
Plus it cheers them along on their daily trudges through town.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2001
'Tis the YEAR of the SNAKE...
Go Diamond Backs...go...go...go...

BOO to the FOX Network for those FAKE billboards behind home plate.
They change with each inning. One inning you're watching Ally's back!.
The next inning it's all about BOSTON PUBLIC...
Very poor taste, but then, it is the FOX Network.
Please...for the World Series pretend to have some class.
Just say no to digital advertising tricks.

Mountain Dew's CODE RED seems like a winner to me,
even though to put it mildly, I am NOT a Pepsi fan.
Lemon flavored Diet Coke seems like a loser. Why not Vanilla flavored?

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Thursday, October 25, 2001
The new Apple iPod holds 1000 mp3's , costs $399.00
and can download a cd's worth of music in 5-10 seconds.
It has a 5 gigabyte hard drive and weighs in at 6.5 ounces.

Art is stranger than life is evidenced by
a movie from 1998 called, The Seige with
Bruce Willis and Denzel Washington.
The similarities to September 11th are just too amazing.
True it is only busses that are blown up but the whole
'Islamic terrorist' plot is too scary.
So did Osama and his Mama watch this movie in '98?

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Wednesday, October 24, 2001
Click for...
(a sound 'plug-in' may be needed to see animation/hear music)

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Monday, October 22, 2001
Out of Retrograde!
Praise the Gods of CHAOS...
Mercury swings back to direct motion today...
Corny, New Age stuff there alright , my friends,
but when anything goes DIRECT from RETRO
that's gotta be a good thing.

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Saturday, October 20, 2001
Bored? Visit St. Augustine Beach, Florida
live and in color on the BEACHCAM.

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Friday, October 19, 2001
Just back from where I learned
the ins and outs of ANTHRAX
from Tim and Moby.
There are many fine and fast loading
educationally chaotic 'movies' here
to pass the time while waiting for your Cipro to kick in.
Does wanting to stay in bed all day and hibernate
indicate that you have ANTHRAX, or is it just a sign of aging?

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Wednesday, October 17, 2001


The new Tori Amos cd is amazingly in tune with the FRESHCHAOS of today.
I like it a lot and am not totally sure why yet. But often I have bought a Tori cd and hated it immediately.
Not so with
. You can even hear GW Bushmeister speaking intelligently (or not) on one song.

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Anthrax NOT the work of Osama, the Evil One

It is just this writer's opinion
but the fact that abortion clinics
all over the USA got letters filled
with white powdery substances yesterday,
makes me recall all the whackos in the USA unrelated to Osama's mama.
All of them here way before now with slogans, bad haircuts, no haircuts,
and weirdo websites like this one called
From fundamentalists to white supremacists ANTHRAX is not a commodity
limited to Osama's Mama's boys and girls (does he have any GIRLS? Maybe that's THE PROBLEMO.)

SNL's show this past weekend termed the current WWIII
as the first 'Politically Correct War'.
A war is a war there is no correctness about it.
It is possible that Nothing will be correct again.

God Bless Us All...Amerika too.

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Friday, October 12, 2001
FRESHCHAOS Quote of the day:
"I can not hear myself speak."
...Rush Limbaugh...

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Thursday, October 11, 2001
Catch the latest SPORTZNEWZ from none other than Hunter S. Thompson
at Hunter S. Thompson.

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Monday, October 08, 2001
You've seen this one I am sure:
Killing Bin Laden will only create a martyr.
Holding him prisoner will only inspire his comrades
To take hostages to demand his release.

Let the SAS, SEALS or whoever covertly capture him,
Fly him to an undisclosed hospital,
Have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change--
And return "her" to live as a woman
under the Taliban.

Problem solved!

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Friday, October 05, 2001
Tonight my lovely wife, Debra,
was whisked off in a 1956 Limousine
for a bit of what can only be called FRESH CHAOS !
See the impromptu digi gallery...

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Wednesday, October 03, 2001
View the QUAD-CAM
at the UNIVERSITY OF THE SOUTH in Sewanee, Tennessee. I attended four of my most industrious years there.
An amazing domain of ten thousand acres
on the Cumberland Plateau of Tennessee.

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says one of my all time favorite bumper stickers.
Kind of sums up where I am at these days.
Along this line, it occurs to me
that right now is the ideal time to travel.
Cheap flights, nearly empty cruise ships.
Gotta Go...cruisin'.

Our latest MANIAC Schipperke.
Aero Jordano

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Tuesday, October 02, 2001
Flagged Out
It may be unpatriotic of me to say so
but enough of Old Glory already.
The USA moniker is now on every television commercial
and adorns every little thing.
Are we all going to one big football game in the sky?

No battles with the latest dark of the moon...
will there be an attack with tonight's full moon?

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So much Chaos,
So little time.

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