CHAOS: Where brilliant dreams are born...Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be Chaos... I Ching
Friday, August 31, 2001
Just had fun selling most of my MOVIESTOCK at theHollywood Stock Exchange.
It's pretty fun to flip around gazillions of pretend bucks buying or selling Movies you thought were going to be BIG...
And now you can do the same with both Musicstock and TvStock . "We're in the money"...oh yeah.
Several phone calls from Happy People who saw James Taylor
last night under the Stars in Albuquerque.
I for one missed Sweet Baby James but am somehow surviving.
Dave Letterman celebrated his eighth year with CBS last night.
He is one amazing dude. He can still touch his toes and make me laugh.
Thursday, August 30, 2001
Stock Market Farts
And not just a few but quite a 'bit-o-beans' this week in the BIG MONEY world...
All you dudes and dudettes who have always wanted to buy a stock or two and
start your very own portfolio of FRESHchaos...now's the time!
Bought the new Laurie Anderson...remember her?
Well, this see dee is Sooooooo Laurie...
Have you seen Madonna's show?
Me neither. With all the BIG MONEY
I have saved on lack of cable/HBO... I can rush out and buy more falling stocks!
Big thunderboomers in the high desert spaces
indicate that the western world as we know it will end soon.
Or at least maybe
the Laborious Day Weekend
will soon commence...!!
Happy Anniversary to Wayne and Lucy!!
Now go get out there and Go nutso... or something .
Friday, August 24, 2001
Hear, see, feel, and taste the voice of NEIL YOUNG .
Learn more about the New Buffalo Springfield Box Set release.
Do it all NOW at FRESHair at NPR.org.
NPR air is so fresh that this link may not be good forever.
That's why it is FRESH.
This just in from a rabid reader...an avid one at that!
made entirely from W's Pres-i-dent-alian Speak...
I think we all agree,
the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked,
'Is our children learning?'
Will the highways
of the internet
become more few?
How many hands
have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull
on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.
Families is where
our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
Wednesday, August 22, 2001
According to Cinescape.com,
Homer Simpson will develop a marijuana habit!! DOH!
The season opener is November 4th.
Wednesday, August 15, 2001
Our location here at FRESHCHAOS HQ is pretty damn convenient
...like a few years back my wife and walked to over and saw THE ROLLINGSTONES perform live.
And just this very afternoon,
I walked over to see George W. Bush perform live.
Stay tuned for more on this very FRESHchaos adventure...
Friday, August 10, 2001
The Beard of GORE. Scary! Thanks to Matt and Wayne for the linkage.
Thursday, August 09, 2001
FRESH-chaos-STATS just in from a friend who is herself a M.D.:
Number of physicians in the US: 700,000
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000
Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171 (source: US Dept. of Human Services)
Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups): 1,500
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188
Statistically, doctors are approximately 9.0 times more dangerous than gun owners.
FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one doctor. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.
Remember: guns don't kill people, doctors do.
Wednesday, August 08, 2001
Wanna see what your car looks like after a crash?
Car makes/models are a bit limited; the tests are kind of $$$.
Click over to : Whoops I crashed again.
Maureen Regan died this week.
She was one of the few Regan family members with some sense of chaos.
In other Prez-like-Newz...
have you seen Al Gore's beard?
It's in Newsweek Magazine this week, along with his face of course.
Come on, Al...I couldn't find a picture of the 'new look' online but did find 2 weird sites on gore...
And on beards.
Tuesday, August 07, 2001
A friend wrote something to me that seems so simple yet touches me just now.
My friend in the past year has gone through a lot with health issues.
Time and the seasons march on.
Priorities become more clear as do those rare moments
when you accept the true CHAOS of it all.
And that's just before you feel pure clarity and peace.
I am so grateful for the caring,
loving people who are in my life.
The rest just can't matter
This just in from a weblog ring this site is a teensy part of...
BE COOL, DO THIS NOW:
- TELL YOUR STORY - check out FRAY.
Fray might be coming to
your town. GO.
- Submit your site to the :
- Keep up with the silliness in my life: link to j i s h
Monday, August 06, 2001
MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL starts tonight!!!
The seasons are a changin'.
Moment of Bad Timing CHAOS
Esquire Magazine's September's issue has an article called THE ENLIGHTENED MAN .
In a huge burst of sad-but-true irony the article begins...
One of the best athletes in the NFL has never scored a touchdown or recorded a sack.
KOREY STRINGER is six feet four inches,
340 pounds of supersized liver-and-onions-eating, deep thinking, dreadlocked delight.
And now he be dead.
So gosh darn it all,
if that doesn't depress you enough,
you can click right over now to
WayneKlick.com/THEBLOGthatIs and see a picture of ME. ooh baby.
Wednesday, August 01, 2001
The Chaos...the horror...
THE CHAOS ride at Michigan's Adventure Amusement Park collapsed this week with 33 aboard.
THE CHAOS is a giant tilted spinning ferris wheel and apparently it sheared off its axis and crashed to the pavement.